6 Times
G:---------------------------------------------------------------
D:---------------4-77-4-----------------------------------------
A:--4-77-4---5--------------4-77-4--77-55-44----------------
E:5------------------------5----------------------7-------------


Chorus: "Turn off the idiot box......"
G:---------------------------------------------------------------
D:---------------------------------------------------------------
A:----5-55-77-777-77-777 (????)--------5-55-7---------------
E:5-5---------------------------------5-5------------------------


"Find yourself a partner....." (Just follow the rythym)
G:---------------------------------------------------------------
D:---------------------------------------------------------------
A:---------------------------------------------------------------
E:55-55-55-55--------------------------------------------------